BLISSTONIA

Emily Browning movie, Sleeping Beauty

2011-06-29T21:46:00.002-03:00

Thanks to EgoReader 'Glen' for this stunning bit of lingerie awesomeness. I'm not exactly sure what the new Emily Browning movie, Sleeping Beauty is about; I think she's a prostitute or something caught up in some bizarre games with a bunch of older dudes. What I do know is that there's supposed to be a whole bunch of skin in this movie, and by the looks of these movie stills featuring the Sucker Punch actress in porny lingerie, it's going to be artsy, but awesome.

Kate Upton see-through pictures

2011-06-29T21:45:00.002-03:00

A million Internet points (and their value therein) to 'Peter H.' for finding some previously unfound Kate Upton see-through pictures from her epic Sports Illustrated swimsuit photoshoot earlier this year. We'd not seen there before, and, now, we can't take our eyes off of them. That body, those boobs. I think I'm going to cry.

Blake Lively se tomó fotos desnudas

2011-06-02T19:20:00.001-03:00

Después de que su representante negara que Blake Lively se tomó fotos desnudas, TMZ ha reportado que el hacker que publicó dichas imágenes de la actriz está en la misión de probar que son verdaderas.

El hacker no identificado lanzó un adicional de 17 fotos y ha hecho hincapié en que la persona que aparece en las imágenes es Blake Lively.

Asimismo, el hacker publicó un mensaje: ‘¡Oh, sí, representante de Blake Lively. Estas son totalmente falsas. Realmente, realmente lo creo. ¿Quieres Más? Por cierto, gracias por todas las savias’.

Solange Gómez la ex Gran Hermano 2011, se desnuda en Playboy

2011-06-02T19:16:00.001-03:00

Solange Gómez Abraham, la ex Gran Hermano 2011, se desnuda en Playboy y ya se la pudo ver en algunos lugares de la red como Twitter. Es que aunque en número de la revista del conejito todavía no esté en los kioskos, internet descubrió algunas fotos de la tucumana en el número de junio.

Además de las fotos que mostraron los medios, en Twitter se difundieron algunas imágenes que hasta ahora no se habían visto. En las mismas, Sol se destapó y dejó ver más de lo que había anticipado.

El número de junio de la revista del conejito será una reliquia para archivar. Muchos tucumanos ya la están pidiendo en los kioskos

2011-05-29T14:35:00.000-03:00

Las vacaciones románticas de Justin Bieber y Selena Gomez siguen viento en popa, al igual que su amor. La única diferencia entre una cosa y otra es la cuantía: las caricias y los besos son gratuitos pero los lujosos caprichitos que se están dedicando los jóvenes son un gasto con muchos ceros a la derecha.

Justin Bieber y Selena Gomez disfrutan desde hace unos días de las exóticas playas de Maui. Caricias, besos, arrumacos y mucho amor desenfrenado es lo que están dejando los artistas al otro lado del charco.

Son tan jóvenes como deseados y adinerados. A principios de año supimos a través de la revista 'Forbes' que Bieber tenía unas ganancias de 50 millones de dólares al año. Vamos, que el chico de 17 años tiene para irse a Hawai y a Bombai y a donde haga falta, igual que le pasa a la maga de Waverly Place a quien también le llega el dinero casi por arte de magia.

Por eso, Bieber y Gomez no han escatimado en gastos para disfrutar de sus días más románticos. Los jovencitos se están hospedando en la suite presidencial situada en la séptima planta del Four Seasons Hotel donde Justin y Selena cuentan con tres habitaciones con vistas al mar al precio de 10.000 euros la noche.

También hemos sabido que los chicos van acompañados de un gran sequito de personal de seguridad, lo que implica incrementar el gasto, a lo que hay que añadir otros extras como cenitas románticas a pie de playa, escarceos moteros por las aguas cristalinas o caprichitos especiales con que se están deleitando.

Echando cuentas, las vacaciones de estos artistas están siendo apasionadas sí, pero también muy costosas. El tatuaje de Bieber, donde se puede leer 'Jesús' está siendo lucido a golpe de un talonario con muchos, muchos ceros.

Además, Bieber tiene algo muy importante que celebrar gracias a sus 'beliebers' -tal y como se hacen llamar los fans-. Desde hace unas horas, su Twitter tiene diez millones de seguidores, algo que ha emocionado mucho al chico.

"¡10 millones! Los mejores fans del planeta!", tuiteaba Justin Bieber al enterarse de la gran noticia. "Os quiero...cambiáis mi vida cada día. Yo soy de una ciudad de 30.000 habitantes...¡así que vosotros sois 333 veces mi ciudad!. Gracias", añadía.

Megan Fox Passion Play

2011-05-01T14:08:00.000-03:00

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke have a heart-to-heart in this new clip from Passion Play, exclusively provided for JustJared.com readers.

The 24-year-old actress plays an angel under the thumb of a ruthless gangster (Bill Murray) who is saved by a trumpet player down on his luck (Rourke). Kelly Lynch (Drugstore Cowboy) and Rhys Ifans also star.

Passion Play will hit theaters on May 6 in New York and L.A. For more from the film, follow it on Twitter or Like it on Facebook - exclusive new images have just been posted to the fan page!

Lindsay Lohan Topless

2011-05-01T14:00:00.000-03:00

Lindsay Lohan comenzará sus horas de servicio a la comunidad pronto como penitencia por grifting algunas joyas (bueno, técnicamente, violar su libertad condicional de su anterior estado de ebriedad y cargos borracho) y no puedo dejar de pensar, tanto como hay algo de emoción al saber Lindsay se trapear pisos o limpiando baños en algunos localidad odoríferas, no nosotros, la comunidad, se sirven en la manera que mejor nos sirve? Quiero decir, Lindsay Lohan sigue caliente, el jengibre o rubio, tras las rejas o simplemente en los bares, que sigue siendo un hottie lujuria inducir jóvenes, y, bueno, no podía el juez ha ordenado a tomar algunas fotos desnuda Y o algo así? Hable acerca de retribuir a la comunidad. Puedo limpiar mi baño propio, muchas gracias, quiero desnuda Y Lindsay!

Por ahora, puede comerse con los ojos bien estas impresionantes fotos recientes Mike Rosenthal, de aún sextastic Lindsay Lohan. Estas fotos en topless cubierto tan sólo nos recuerdan que si Lindsay Lohan quiere realmente para compensar sus pecados del pasado, la mejor manera sería un pecado del futuro. Disfrute.

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Bree Olsen

2011-04-28T19:04:00.000-03:00

De acuerdo a nuestros amigos noticias de última hora en TMZ, Charlie Sheen diosa numero uno, Bree Olson, simplemente abandonó el tweaker asediado talk-show gira por medio de la desintegración de texto. Ahora, he sido roto con a través de texto antes, así que sé cómo se siente. Fue mi instructor Piloxing, Tae Longshanks. que me dejó a través de la DigiSphere porque dijo que me lleva mi adultos bebidas de chocolate con leche a la sala de entrenamiento mostraron mi falta de compromiso con el régimen de entrenamiento. Se picó. Era difícil de oír palabras duras, aunque del todo cierto, a través de mi lápiz labial rojo Sidekick. Fueron Charlie Sheen no es completamente insensible a todas las sensaciones corporales y psicológicas, que puede ser muy molesto, pero probablemente su mayor parte está ya llamando 1-800-PORNSTAR para una referencia nueva diosa.

Más al Egotastic! punto, nuestros buenos amigos de ZZinsider.com, la gente que usted trae grandes venidas de la industria para adultos en en una caja fuerte-para el formato de trabajo, nos comprimido a través de una mirada exclusiva a algunos de los trabajos más reciente sesión de fotos de Bree Olson. Bueno, no vamos a llamar trabajo, eso es algo engañoso. Sesión de fotos desnuda Y deleite. Y, mientras yo no iría tan lejos como para decir que ella es una diosa natural, ella es definitivamente algo algo natural que hace que me pregunte por qué un hombre no le gustaría estar totalmente sobrio mientras se conduce un adulto que viaje en particular, tipo Disneylandia. Disfrute.

Brooklyn Decker Topless

2011-04-19T18:45:00.001-03:00

Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker (n. 12 de abril de 1987, Kettering, Ohio, Estados Unidos), es una modelo estadounidense, mejor conocida por sus apariciones en el Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, incluyendo la portada de la edición 2010. Además de trabajar para Victoria's Secret para la colección "Swim" 2010, ha incursionado en la televisión con apariciones como invitada en Chuck, Ugly Betty y Royal Pains. Está casada con el tenista estadounidense Andy Roddick.

Decker nació el 12 de abril de 1987 en Kettering, Ohio, en Estados Unidos. Ella y su familia se trasladaron a Middletown, Ohio, después a Charlotte, Carolina del Norte, donde fue descubierta en un centro comercial cuando era adolescente.

Decker comenzó su carrera de modelo como la cara de Mauri Simone, un popular fabricante de vestidos de fiesta. Ella ganó el Premio Modelo del Año 2003 en el Connections Model and Talent Convention.

Decker ha aparecido en las revistas Teen Vogue, Cosmopolitan, FHM y Glamour, y ha modelado para The Gap, Intimissimi y Victoria's Secret. Ella ha aparecido en videos musicales de Jimmy Buffett y la banda 3 Doors Down.

En 2005, a los dos meses de mudarse a Nueva York, Decker audicionó para la revista Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, en la que apareció por primera vez en 2006. Ella apareció de nuevo en la edición de 2007 y en televisión en un especial de detrás de las cámaras. Regresó una tercera vez consecutiva en 2008. Decker fue elegida chica de la portada de la edición de 2010, registrada en las Islas Maldivas. En 2007, ella escribía en el sitio web CNN/SI llamado "Ella dice, Z dice," junto con Paul Zimmerman, hablando de los partidos de fútbol americano de la semana de la National Football League (NFL). Decker apareció en el 2007 en televisión Lipshitz Salva el Mundo. Trabajó durante un período en Australia. Ella se unió al elenco de Sports de Nueva York para discutir el torneo de baloncesto de la National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) 2010. En 2008, Decker tocó la campana de la Bolsa de Valores con otros modelos de Sports Illustrated.

Decker está representada por Marilyn Agencia.

Decker hizo una aparición en Chuck en la NBC, donde interpretó a una modelo. Hizo una aparición en Royal Pains en USA Network el 30 de julio de 2009. Decker actúo como la modelo Swimsuit Rachel, mientras que Peter Jacobson actúo como su esposo Alan.

El 8 de febrero de 2010, David Letterman, anunció en el Late Show with David Letterman que Decker había sido elegida como portada de la Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue edición 2010. Llamó a su selección "la noticia de su vida", admite Decker que su madre lloró cuando oyó que su hija iba a estar en la portada.

Decker sirvió como juez invitada en el quinto ciclo de Germany's Next Topmodel.

Ella fue considerada, para el papel femenino en Transformers 3.

Decker ganó el premio Esquire 2010 a la "Mujer Viva más Sexy".1

La modelo Lola Bezerra

2011-04-15T18:37:00.000-03:00

La modelo Lola Bezerra habló de su relación con el empresario Tomás Costantini, quien la habría abandonado para salir con Karina Jelinek, con quien duró sólo un mes: "Tomás era mi novio. Estuve seis meses de novia con Tomás y fui a la casa de Eduardo (padre) y de Teresa (madre)".

"Al principio me costaba un poco porque estoy muy lejos de ser millonaria al igual que él. Su casa parece un castillo y te sentís media rara. Tiene 20 señoras que lo ayudan en la casa", contó Lola, según publica el sitio Teleshow.

La modelo, que es la actual tapa de Playboy, cuestionó el romance de Jelinek con Leonardo Fariña: “Hace dos años tenía un 206 y ahora tiene una Ferrari. (…) A mí Tomás nunca me regaló nada. Fue mi cumpleaños y nos habíamos peleado por dos días y no me regaló nada”.

"Hasta el día de hoy, Tomás me dice que me ama con locura. La engañaba a Karina conmigo. Me regaló un pañuelo de Karina. Yo me re enamoré de él, yo lo amaba de verdad y a Karina siempre le contaba mi relación, ella me robó el novio. Ella se sacaba una foto en una joyería y le decía 'me encanta', pero él decía que ella era una tonta. Él como novio es muy buen amigo", detalló.

Barbara Franco

2011-04-15T18:33:00.000-03:00

Blessed be our readers who continue to supply us with celebrity skin the likes of which make this world a far happier place. As the old saying goes, no man goes to war with a tit in his mouth. Okay, so I made that up, but it's a practically 100% guaranteed bit of truth. Give it a little test yourself this weekend and see if it doesn't hold merit.

We love our Latin American audience because they not only lust sultry olive skinned hotties, they raise them. Mil gracias to 'Frankie' from down Rio de la Plata way who clued us into some additional pictorial outtakes from the infamous Barbara Franco pictorial in Hombre magazine in February. Barbie Franco definitely puts the 'personalities' into the TV personality position.

Candice Swanepoel han posado dando una lección de sensualidad para presentar una nueva colección de Victoria's Secret.

2011-04-11T19:27:00.000-03:00

Cuando aún no nos ha dado tiempo a enterarnos de que la primavera ha llegado a nuestro armario, encontramos las imágenes más sexys del próximo verano. ¿Las 'culpables'? Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton y Kate Upton, que han posado dando una lección de sensualidad para presentar una nueva colección de Victoria's Secret.

Lleno de color, muy atrevido y, como siempre, 100% sexy. Así es el verano que nos propone la firma de lencería Victoria's Secret, que ha contado para poner cuerpo a su último catálogo con cuatro de sus ángeles más seductores: Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton y Kate Upton.

Las modelos visten así más de una docena de conjuntos en los que los rosas y azules intensos, el print-animal, los encajes y las prendas mini son los protagonistas de la colección 'Ángel Forever' de Victoria's Secret. ¿Te atreves con alguno de ellos?

Candice Swanepoel Seth Sabal Photoshoot

2011-03-19T02:43:00.000-03:00

My Encyclopedia Brown detective senses tell me these may not be super brand spanking new pictures of two heavenly sextastic Victoria's Secret angels by the barely utterable hottie names of Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel, you know, especially since Miranda Kerr started ballooning with baby about six months ago. Still, these magnificent Seth Sabal-shot topless pictures of two angels, they're absolute must sees. If somebody would query me as to which of the two I'd prefer in my Def Leppard postered-out boudoir, Miranda or Candice, in my own Solomonesque way, I'd call for splitting the ultimate sexy time in half, Miranda in the morning, and Candice in the evening. One hell of a 24-hours. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Seth Sabal Photoshoot

2011-03-19T02:42:00.002-03:00

Lust Irina Shayk and her hot body

2011-03-19T02:41:00.000-03:00

Egotastic! reader 'Bob W.' may be in the minority here, but he happens to lust Irina Shayk and her hot body, including nipples. So, bless Bob for sharing his love with us and his find of some very delightful Irina Shayk nipple slip caps from one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit behind the scenes videos. Apparently, these ones got by the SI censors, who love sextastic, but cringe at the sight of nipple wonderment.

January Jones nipple slip

2011-03-19T02:40:00.000-03:00

And, speaking of amazing nipple slips, thanks to Egotastic! fan 'Elijah S.' for tilting our heads toward this January Jones nipple slip and a view into the amazing chestal regions of this breakout actress slash hottie.

Brooklyn Decker Nude & Naked

2011-02-26T23:05:00.001-03:00

Juntos y revueltos

Un fotograma de la cinta

Director: Dennis Dugan
Género: comedia romántica
Reparto: Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston y Brooklyn Decker
Duración: 117 minutos

'SÍGUEME EL ROLLO'

EN SÍNTESIS

Danny (Adam Sandler) es cirujano plástico, soltero y tiene un plan para conseguir a Palmer (Brooklyn Decker), la (joven) mujer de sus sueños: hacerse pasar por un padre de familia a punto de divorciarse gracias a la ayuda de su ayudante (Jennifer Aniston) y los hijos de esta.

COMENTARIO

Esto de hacerse pasar por hombre casado a punto de divorciarse y con dos hijos como estrategia para ligar con una jovencita sólo puede funcionar en una comedia de enredo, y esta lo es hasta en las pajitas de los cócteles: basada en la obra de teatro ‘Flor de Cactus', llevada al cine en 1969 con Walter Matthau, Ingrid Bergman y Goldie Hawn, su éxito depende de la efectividad con la que se acumulan errores y malentendidos en pantalla. Más cercana por su hortera puesta en escena a ‘Una jaula de grillos' que a otra cosa (rodar en un ‘resort' en Hawai no garantiza las risas: es una excusa para mostrar a Aniston en bikini), la presencia de niños y el tono dulzón dominante confirman que ‘Sígueme el rollo' se aleja pronto de las zancadillas de la ‘Nueva Comedia Americana' y, tras algo de gamberreo en su primera mitad, se deshincha como película para San Valentín. Pero lo peor es su propia torpeza a la hora de mover a unos actores sin sangre, en un desarrollo tan majareta que atropella al espectador.

SANDLER, EL BUENO

Esta es la sexta colaboración del Adam Sandler con el director Dennis Dugan, y cuesta sacar algo más allá de su mirada de oveja: cuanto más se empeña en convencer al espectador de lo buenas personas que son sus personajes, más aburridos se vuelven estos. Y si Brooklyn Decker hace de rubia de pocas luces, ¿qué diablos hace la Aniston en el inverosímil papel de patito feo? Lo mejor es la presencia de una Nicole Kidman ultrapija a lo Carmen Lomana.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to strip off for Treats!

2011-02-26T23:01:00.001-03:00

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley promociona Transformers 3 en la Daytona 500
La modelo Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sigue siendo uno de los principales reclamos publicitarios de Transformers 3. Prueba de ello es el último acto público de la producción dirigida por Michael Bay, ahora en el célebre evento automovilístico de Daytona 500, el pasado domingo.
Lunes, 21 de febrero del 2011 | Autor: MundoFreak
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley promociona Transformers 3 en la Daytona 500

Hasta Daytona Beach, Florida, también se trasladó el actor Josh Duhamel, todo un veterano en la saga Transformers, presente como secundario en las tres películas (que al parecer cerrarán la saga para Michael Bay).

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, de 23 años de edad, pasó de ser conocida sobre las pasarelas, en especial con los desfiles de Victorias Secret, a poseer uno de los rostros (y cuerpos) más conocidos de Hollywood. Gracias a su llegada a Transformers 3 como protagonista femenina. Sustituyendo precisamente a Megan Fox, actriz que desde hace un año vio bajar su popularidad como si de una canica de plomo se tratara. Y es que Michael Bay sabe cómo lanzar carreras al estrellato (cualquiera que sea el significado de eso) y Megan Fox parece ser que no lo aprovechó adecuadamente.

Transformers 3 se estrenará en cines el próximo 1 de julio. Justo en medio de un verano que promete ser de lo más competido en lo que a grandes superproducciones se refiere.

Fuente: objetivofamosos.com

Aunque el nombre de Rosie Huntington será el de una desconocida para muchos de vosotros seguro que el próximo año ya os sonará y de qué manera ya que ella ha sido la elegida para ser la “sustituta” de Megan Fox en “Transformers 3” .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley es una modelos ingelesa conocida hasta la fecha por ser una de los “ángeles” habituales en las colecciones de Victoria´s Secret, por lo que su elección para estar en la famosa película, ha sido toda una sorpresa y más siendo ella la que deba hacer que los fans se “olviden” de la actractiva Megan Fox.

De todos a Rosie Huntington-Whiteley no le falta atractivo para nada ya que tiene un cuerpo espectacular que con sólo 23 añitos ya ha ocupado las portadas de revistas en todo el mundo y además la hemos podido ver participando también en el calendario Pirelli 2010.

A continuación os dejo las mejores fotos de Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:Además de haber reemplazado a Megan Fox en la tercera película de ‘Transformers’, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley no deja de ser noticia por sus increíbles curvas y anuncios de los que es protagonista.

La joven británica posó muy osadamente para la publicación italiana Max, para la que además ofreció unas declaraciones.

Huntington-Whiteley confiesa que lo más complicado de su profesión es saber en quién confiar, porque, según ella el negocio de la moda y del espectáculo está lleno de gente que te puede ofrecer una falsa personalidad para conseguir lo que desea a toda costa.

Por otro lado, la ahora actriz ve a la modelo Kate Moss un ejemplo a seguir por ser considerada un ícono del mundo de la moda.

Black Swan

2011-02-26T22:42:00.001-03:00

Ganas, es poco… después de mi decepción con Balada triste de trompeta, tengo unas ganas tremendas de ver Cisne Negro / Black Swan de (Darren Aronofsky) pero se hace esperar hasta el 28 de enero 2011 por lo que hasta entonces, se aceptan otras recomendaciones.

Un thriller con toques sobrenaturales, la historia de Nina (Natalie Portman), bailarina de una compañía de ballet de Nueva York cuya vida, como la de todos los bailarines, se consumen con la danza. No hago más comentarios porque ni yo misma quiero saber más.

Maravillosa Natalie Portman, que no suele aceptar cualquier proyecto, comparte reparto con Mila Kunis también guapísima, Vincent Cassel que me encanta, Winona Ryder y Barbara Hershey entre otros.

Natalie Portman y Mila Kunis en la escena más tórrida de 'Black Swan'.

2011-02-26T22:39:00.001-03:00

Eso de que para ganar un Oscar hay que interpretar a un discapacitado (o medio, como dice Robert Downey Jr. en Tropic Thunder: "nunca hagas de retrasado completo") es muy de 2009. Este año, el requisito para las actrices nominadas era interpretar una escena de sexo oral.

Tres de las cinco nominadas a Mejor actriz protagonizan escenas con cunnilingus en sus películas: Annette Bening, cortesía de Julianne Moore, Michelle Williams, gracias a Ryan Gosling, y Natalie Portman, en la escena más comentada -en según qué foros- con Mila Kunis.

Curiosamente, ni a Gosling, ni a Kunis ni a Moore se les ha agradecido sus esfuerzos con una nominación.

¿Quién lo hace mejor?

La escena en cuestión estuvo a punto de costarle la distribución a Blue Valentine, el dramón indie sobre una pareja en desintegración. El filme había recibido inicialmente una calificación para mayores de 17 años, todo un homicidio comercial en Estados Unidos. Finalmente, se desestimó la medida y Williams tiene mucho que agradecer a la escena: le ha metido en la carrera de los Oscar. Los críticos han estimado además que ella es quien parece disfrutar más del asunto, ya que Portman parece algo confundida y Bening, sencillamente, aburrida.

Eisenberg, saturado

A la hora de hablar de la temporada de galardones, esos dos meses que los actores en el ajo se pasan asistiendo a galas tres veces por semana -los premios de los montadores de sonido, los de vestuario, los de cinematografía...- y sentados en los sofás de los late night, es importante que mantengan un equilibrio. Tiene que parecer que no les importa demasiado (están ahí por su arte, no por los premios) pero sin pasarse. No es cuestión de quedar como antipáticos desagradecidos.

Diane Kruger Naked & Nude

2011-02-26T19:23:00.002-03:00

Cuando nos envió la foto clásica de desnudos de un joven, totalmente adecuado para celebrar cumpleaños Diane Kruger la semana pasada, la primera reacción que tuvimos fue "que no es ella, muchacho '. Pero lo es! Y gracias a una abrumadora respuesta de los lectores, por la demanda popular, vamos de vuelta a los clásicos sex, cuando Diane Kruger todavía era conocido como Diane Heidkrüger, y era un joven, súper caliente, todo tipo de modelo y posó desnuda Y para muchos Flash germánica. Reúne en torno a la Ego! mesa de la familia a medida que exploramos el picor clásico de Diane Kruger. Y disfrutar.

Emmy Rossum getting all kinds of topless in Shameless for yet another week

2011-02-21T23:09:00.000-03:00

there she goes again. Underrated hottie Emmy Rossum getting all kinds of topless in Shameless for yet another week. This isn't one of those shows where they tease you all season long about seeing the star celebrity nude and then you get some hot tub tease scene for half-a-second in Episode 12. This is Emmy Rossum full frontal topless in episode after episode. This is not appointment television, this is awesome television. Enjoy.

including these asstastic sets from Catalina Otalvaro

2011-02-21T01:41:00.002-03:00

Sexy Colombian celebrity models are who I keep coming back to on our roadtrip through the sultry regions of South America, perhaps pushed in this direction by our friends at SoHo magazine who publish a seemingly unending string of Colombia's finest in various forms of bikini and undress, including these asstastic sets from Catalina Otalvaro, who gives me chills just pronouncing her name. Something's in the water down Sudamericana way and it's growing girls up super en fuego. Enjoy.

Izabel Goulart Topless And Sexy in Purple Magazine

2011-02-13T13:51:00.002-03:00

Izabel Goulart Topless And Sexy in Purple Magazine

Oh, Izabel Goulart, you crazy ex-Victoria's Secret Angel, how long we have waited to once again see the splendor of your topless body. And here I was sitting on the exciting news that this Brazilian hottie supermodel was going to be appearing in the upcoming 2011 SI Swimsuit edition, when, suddenly.. BLAMMO! Izabel Goulart topless pictures in Purple magazine. Good things come to those that wait. Also, to those that work hard. But waiting is far easier in my experience. Enjoy.

Prove Why Big Brother Is So Much Better Overseas

2011-02-13T13:50:00.000-03:00

You probably stopped watching Big Brother in the U.S. a long time ago, if at all, I don't blame you. But, Big Brother is so much better overseas, in like every other country where it airs and exhibits the local national celebrity hotties in far more glorious nekkid and topless splendor. Also, the Big Brother participants love to go out and do full on sextastic spreads for their country's editions of magazines such as Playboy, like these Rocio Gancedo pictures in this month's Playboy Argentina, where the Big Brother cast member bares it all for the glory and honor of her Sudamericana nation. And, well, suddenly, this whole voyeuristic TV show theme becomes wonderful again. Enjoy.

Danica Thrall on Elite TV

2011-02-05T01:22:00.000-03:00

Really, the lengths I go to to please our readers. I suffer for your admittedly sweet sins. In this case, watching countless hours of tape of Danica Thrall on Elite TV to try and catch some nip slips. I mean, I figured they had to be there, but, eleventeen hours of watching this sexy British pinup hottie wiggling around on a couch in her bra and panties to catch some hyper-happy moments? I'm truly exhausted. Apparently, the 'evening' show is where you're more likely to catch some wardrobe malfunctions, perhaps with the crew all hopped up on warm stout and lack of sleep. Anyhow, all I can say is -- super close -- no full on nip slips, which is pretty amazing considering how close Danica comes in so many moments (of which we tried to include the closest moments). Anyhow, I'm doing better now, thanks for asking, I mean, until my girlfriend sees my overseas Elite TV phone bill.

Olivia Wilde is blowing up

2011-02-05T01:20:00.000-03:00

Olivia Wilde is blowing up. She deserves it, just alone for being hot. But also talented. Talented at being hot. We found these picture adds to one of our favorite Olivia Wilde photoshoots from GQ Italy and I'm fallen head over heels (well, baseball cap over Teva® Sandals) all over again. That asstastic. Wow.

And, while we're at it. We've received many many requests for some ogle opportunities of unclasped, unclad Olivia Wilde, so, most certainly, check out this quite amazing clip from Alpha Dog, where the ridiculously hot Olivia Wilde takes it all off. Enjoy

Joana Krupa topless pictures from a calendar back a couple years. Epic Krupa. Enjoy.

2011-02-05T01:18:00.003-03:00

Ah, what the heck. C'mon, what's a weekend sendoff without even more Joana Krupa fantastic boobtastic. Can there ever be enough? Um, no. So, if you're double-dipping, dig into these somehow overlooked Joana Krupa topless pictures from a calendar back a couple years. Epic Krupa. Enjoy.

We wanted to end your week on something sexy celebrity

2011-02-05T01:03:00.002-03:00

Well, it's the end of the workweek here at Egotastic! Six-fingered Gretchen just found out that she can feed all of us here from Jack in the Box with Groupon coupons for about $13 (which means she's pocketed the change from the twenty I spend on the crew once a month to show my amazing generosity). Phan Pho, our techie who becomes inebriated from just smelling a cocktail has just challenged the mailman and former manslaughter convicted Teddy Gee to an Edward 40-hands when the clock strikes 2:00PM. And, my girlfriend has just emailed me a list of suggested Valentine's gifts, for her, which I'm told to use as a guide, but not an actual list, which is girl speak for something no man could understand if he lived to be a million. In short, all is right with the world.

We wanted to end your week on something sexy celebrity, of course. Something hot and tasty and timely and boobtastic, so why not the amazingly hot-bodied Joana Krupa posing for catalog pictures for Euro fashion catalog, Bon Prix, showing off all kinds of teats and boobage and all things sextacular in her see through lingerie number. I'm no clothing catalog marketing specialist (though I once got turned down on a date by one), but I can tell you, aces, baby. If I'm Stephanie Seymour's son, I'm buying that hot black mesh outfit for my mom this Valentine's Day!

From all of us at Egotastic!, enjoy your weekend. You probably really deserve it.

It's time to re-introduce Daria Werbowy. Best known for

2010-12-01T19:36:00.004-03:00

It's time to re-introduce Daria Werbowy. Best known for being the worldwide super hottie pimpstress for makeup brand Lancôme and being the sextastic model I stare at far too long in my girlfriend's magazines until I get smacked, but known by today's Egotastic! readers for simply being sexy and nude and wonderful all over. These Daria Werbowy nude pictures (designed to be a calendar of sorts) from this month's Vogue France have me blushing au natural, no need for artificial color in these cheeks. Come right in, Daria Werbory, please, take off your coat, make yourself at home. And, enjoy.

Angela Renee Simmons

2010-11-28T22:21:00.002-03:00

Angela Renee Simmons (born September 18, 1987) is an American socialite and business woman. She is best known as the daughter of hip-hop legend Rev Run. She is co-owner of her company Pastry Footwear with her sister Vanessa Simmons. She also has a magazine deal with Word Up Magazine called Angela's Rundown. She appears on the MTV reality show Run's House with her family, and its spin-off show Daddy's Girls.

re-appearance of Anne Hathaway topless pictures and the chance to be one of the first to again witness the beautiful boobs of the sexy young actress

2010-11-26T18:47:00.002-03:00

(Update 11/26/10: Yes, that's Jake Gyllenhaal man-thing in the last photo, now starred. Apologies in advance. Thanks to Egotastic! reader 'Adam C." for the reminder to us that men have parts too. It's way outside our area of expertise. Consider yourself warned.)

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I remember matching my three dollars with three dollars from Arvin Pooh, my third grade best friend, and sending away for a cool-ass model airplane from Highlights magazine that we were going to put together and impress the shit out of the other boys in our school. We waited and waited. The plane never arrived. I worried that some other kids would have already sent away for the same plane and beat us to the glory. I asked Arvin an annoying number of times if he had written the right address on the envelope he mailed on our behalf. He assured me he had. We waited. And waited. Two other nerds in third grade showed up at school one morning with the exact same model airplane from Highlights, fully assembled. It was quite the devastating grade school moment. Our envelope came back a few weeks later, marked return to sender, it had been misaddressed. Arvin and I were officially no longer friends.

I'm always torn when I see super hot Irina Shayk pictures

2010-11-25T20:06:00.002-03:00

I'm always torn when I see super hot Irina Shayk pictures. Yes, Irina Shayk sexiness is borderline ridiculous, with that sultry Russian killer look, that amazing body, ass, and boobs; but then I do think about that far-too-lucky athlete boyfriend and I just want to curse the Fates that left me only enough speed and dexterity to sit in a chair and type kind of fast. However, I think it's fair to say, with these nude pictures, these amazing photographic hotness creations from GQ Spain, I'm inclined to put aside my petty feelings and focus on more worthy emotions, such as, oh, lust, desire, and trying to stay conscious while ogling Irina Shayk naked. It's simply not that easy. Enjoy.

So, Billionaire Barbie and her sister and her mom all went shopping, and they brought along Brooke Mueller, the Charlie Sheen wife who got chased around the kitchen with a knife last Christmas when Chuckie came home all messed up on Jack and coke

2010-11-23T19:35:00.002-03:00

So, Billionaire Barbie and her sister and her mom all went shopping, and they brought along Brooke Mueller, the Charlie Sheen wife who got chased around the kitchen with a knife last Christmas when Chuckie came home all messed up on Jack and coke, and the retail bonanza was going just fine when suddenly, Billionaire Barbie remembered that she'd hidden her travel-size anti-fungal cream in her shoe and bent over to retrieve it. Cue the thin black stretch pants. Which barely covered that Parisian asstastic, revealing a well-heeled globe of a bottom, a bottom that's been spanked by many a Billioniare Ken doll in its time, but still holds up now approaching the end of its third decade. Do you think I'll be invited on the next shopping trip? Yeah, you're right, probably not. Enjoy.

the ridiculously sexy pimping out at the hands and body and boobs of Candice Swanepoel, positively the girl you want modeling

2010-11-23T19:31:00.007-03:00

Perhaps not the time of year to be picking out new swimsuits, I mean, unless you work in this office where swimwear is considered mandatory dress code. But I'll tell you this, I've just maxed out my credit card on Sauvage swimwear thanks to the ridiculously sexy pimping out at the hands and body and boobs of Candice Swanepoel, positively the girl you want modeling your wares if you can get her these days. At some point, the word Swanepoel will just be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy' or 'hot' and we'll just be describing other women as various levels of Swanepoel. Sometimes, I imagine what I might say to Candice Swanepoel if I ever got the chance to meet her in person but all I keep picturing is my knees shaking and drool leaking from my mouth as I lamely mouth the word, 'please' over and over again. Candice Swanepoel hotness brings Egotastic! to its begging knees. Enjoy.

Just last night I saw the super underrated hottie Michelle Monaghan in an advanced screening of Sofia Coppola's Somewhere

2010-11-23T19:31:00.006-03:00

I don't believe in coincidences, but I do believe in cosmic karma. Just last night I saw the super underrated hottie Michelle Monaghan in an advanced screening of Sofia Coppola's Somewhere, a brief appearance in the film for sure, but it reminded me just how sextastic this actress is. These Michelle Monaghan pictures featured in this month's Women's Health Magazine certainly display her noteworthy sexiness, but, this being Egotastic!, we of course had to offer a primer on the hot body and boobs of this brunette wonder in a brief but delightful topless scene from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Enjoy

There's nothing wrong with Lucy Pinder

2010-11-23T19:30:00.002-03:00

There's nothing wrong with Lucy Pinder. I mean, there's absolutely nothing wrong with Lucy Pinder. What an amazing looking woman with off-the-planet funbags that have inspired me to make a winter melon soup for Thanksgiving. Thanks to our friends at Nuts magazine for these ridiculously hot photos of our be-lusted Lucy. I could spend all day just staring at her hot body and be quite content; I know this is true because I literally have spent all day doing so. I'm in lust. Deep hard moist lust. And, now, off to make the soup. Enjoy.

Mariana Seoane Almost Nude in H Extremo Magazine

2010-11-23T19:28:00.002-03:00

We got tons of super happy fantastic emails regarding Mexican soap star, Mariana Seoane, last week posing in her little next-to-nothings that we decided to up the ante in the most blessed way possible with these outrageously muy sexual Mariana Seoane nude pictures from H Extremo Magazine, one hell of a Latina hottie publication. The photos themselves are not brand new, but what is quite fresh is my absolute lust-affair with this sultry skinned goddess of the telenovela. I think it's high time I restart my Spanish lessons, albeit, Mariana and I clearly speak the common language of lust. Should we meet, I imagine our hot bodies and smoldering eyes would do most of the talking, well, her hot body and smoldering eyes, I'd have to settle for my out-of-shape frame and bloodshot peepers to mostly beg and plead and grovel at her sexy feet. Enjoy.

Sexy latina Sara Jaramillo graces the pages of our favorite SoHo magazine this month

2010-11-22T19:16:00.003-03:00

Will the wonders of Colombia never cease? Sexy latina Sara Jaramillo graces the pages of our favorite SoHo magazine this month, discussing her desire to become a fully accredited veterinarian, whilst all I can muster in my lust-filled mind is the fully accredited word, 'doggystyle'. This girl is en fuego. Those amazing boobs, that ridiculous body... there goes my animal heart. Bless you, Colombia. Enjoy.

Georgie Darby Topless Pictures Are a Taste of Boobtastic Things to Come (Egotastic! Exclusive from Frank White in the U.K.)

2010-11-22T19:15:00.002-03:00

In our neverending quest to fill this world with big beautiful boobs, in the manner that Noah filled his ark, two by glorious two, Egotastic! is enlisting the support of Frank White Pictures to bring our readers the first and best of the best Page 3 Girls for the most ridiculous pinup funbags Britain has to offer. Am I excited? I'm speechless, as if suckling on an enormous nipple filled with joy.

Say hello to Georgie Darby, Page 3 brunette extraordinaire and the first look at her 2011 topless calender pictures. How is it that Britain rarely sees a day of sunshine but manages to get their big topped beauties all tan and beachy? Some secrets, I don't want to know. I just wish to ogle that which is inherently boobtastic. Enjoy.

Paz De La Huerta Sex Scene in Boardwalk Empire

2010-11-22T19:13:00.003-03:00

Well, hello full-frontal sex on television. Paz De La Huerta and the crew from Boardwalk Empire are pushing an envelope that I'd love to see open, filled, and licked, that being just amazing sex scenes on the boob tube. The hot bodied Paz De La Huerta continues her ridiculous run on this filled-with-sweet-nudity gangster drama and I simply can't stop watching. Let this little video clip invade your sense and see if you don't agree that this sex scene wouldn't even get close to appearing in a studio film. Bless you Paz De La Huerta for being an actress who takes chances, especially chances with big sweet fun bags and nudity for all of us to ogl

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Pictures for the Real-Bodied Woman Victory

2010-11-22T19:07:00.002-03:00

Consider her the anti AnnaLynne McCord on 90210. Don't get me wrong, I lust AnnaLynne McCord, very pretty girl, but I think we all know that sexy young starlet could really use a sandwich. Meanwhile, her co-star, the growing-on-me-big-time Jessica Lowndes displays her fuller-body wares providing some proverbial cushion for your ogling eyes pushing. Sure, for strutting the catwalk the fashionable ladies like to be lithe and bony, but I applaud (with my free hand) the likes of Jessica Lowndes who lets a little womanly junk fall upon her trunk (and some nice fill for her delicious boobaciousness). These Jessica Lowndes bikini pictures are alright by me, all night by me. I may just be revising my Top 90210 hotties list soon, because there's something to be said for a woman whose ribs don't crack every time you lust and squeeze her. Enjoy.

Julie Benz: Oh My God She Is HOT

2010-11-22T10:58:00.003-03:00

Julie Benz: Oh My God She Is HOT

Look at these posing pic from some event. I don’t know what the event was, but to be honest I really really don’t give a fucking rats ass. Julie Benz looking like an angel must be the focus point and notthing else :)
She is adorable, and since I allmost never show anything cute, but just everything sexy or naked, lets all glaze at her for a moment. This is one of the few ” Safe for work ” posts you will ever see on All About Celebs. Celebrities are ment to be naked. To see Julie Benz nude simply click here and go to another part of aacelebs showing celebrity naked
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super sextastic Candice Swanepoel

2010-11-18T20:43:00.002-03:00

In the sixth grade, my science-lab partner, Salamander Jones, stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and up and declared Mozzarella to be the greatest of all cheeses, case closed, end of discussion. Those around the table were taken aback by Salamander's out-of-the-blue pronouncement, so it took several moments before the real debate could ensue, an argument over the rankings of the world's greatest cultured dairy products that would last well past the lunch hour and into fourth period. Needless to say, Salamander never backed down from his unyielding support of the stringy Italian cheese.

I'm starting to feel the same way about the super sextastic Candice Swanepoel. She's to me what Mozzarella was to Salamander. A Victoria's Secret Angel so incredibly hot, I feel compelled to rise without hesitation to declare her preeminence among lingerie-modeling hotties. Nude, topless, clothes, bikini, lingerie, short shorts, half-dressed -- all of the above, all super sextastic. This young South African model is really starting to seal the debate with her hotness. Enjoy.

Come back to us, Megan Fox

2010-11-17T18:55:00.004-03:00

I've missed you, Foxy. Where have you been? No Transformers, the taking of the vows with the eternally unemployed actor boy, why, even your sexy stretch pants seem to be a little less stretchy these days. Come back to us, Megan Fox. Bring back the sexy that you own like almost nobody else. Enjoy.

Eliana Franco, all tied-up and pretend tortured, well, my fetishy mind has traveled well beyond what is considered healthy adult behavior

2010-11-17T18:54:00.002-03:00

¡Dios Mio! The revolutionary Eliana Franco topless pictures have arrived in SoHo magazine. Since we posted the sexy video re-creating the Colombian revolution by way of half-naked images of super Latina hottie, Eliana Franco, all tied-up and pretend tortured, well, my fetishy mind has traveled well beyond what is considered healthy adult behavior. These pictures probably won't help in that regard. Still, how ridiculously hot is this Sudamericana? Quick answer: En effin' fuego. Enjoy.

GQ photoshoot with Lea Michele and Dianna Agron, a couple Hebrew School hotties getting all naughty schoolgirl

2010-11-17T18:53:00.003-03:00

You loved the photos (well, I did, for hours and hours on end), now enjoy the video from the famous, now infamous, GQ photoshoot with Lea Michele and Dianna Agron, a couple Hebrew School hotties getting all naughty schoolgirl, very much NOT in the Glee playbook, and, by that, I mean straight guys loved it. And who's straighter than me? I mean, a couple awkward moments at sleepover camp aside. Oh, Lea and Dianna, sexy schoolgirls, bring me back to the fold

Our latest preview, the amazingly sextastic Brooklyn Decker

2010-11-16T18:38:00.004-03:00

Russell James must be heaven sent, literally. His photographs of some of our very hottest female celebrities are just out of this world sexy. Our latest preview, the amazingly sextastic Brooklyn Decker in her natural element, water (her less natural element being my bedroom, but when I close my eyes, it's so very easy to pretend). Brooklyn Decker is easily among the fifty or so super sexy celebrities in my Top 10 Hotties List (yes, I'm working on paring it down); with those amazingly long legs, ridiculously toned body, and boobs so perfect they make angels weep and the devil blush. Enjoy.

Seriously, let's end this discussion now. Rihanna is all kinds of turned-the-oven-up-way-too-high kinds of burning hot.

2010-11-16T18:37:00.004-03:00

Seriously, let's end this discussion now. Rihanna is all kinds of turned-the-oven-up-way-too-high kinds of burning hot. I'm the first to say that her music is questionable, I'm not sure that without all the fly-by-wire technology, she could hold her own as a grade school music teacher singing Pop Goes the Weasel to the kids, but, there's that amazing body and boobs and hot sultry look (even with the red hair) that just drives me to want to pay attention to her, even with the auto-tuned nonsense and an album of music that sounds like it was made by my seventh grade semi-spastic neighbor, Zach, with his buddies on GarageBand. I would not kick Rihanna out of my... well, anywhere. Enjoy.

Christie Martin, the former Miss Liverpool

2010-11-16T18:35:00.004-03:00

Christie Martin, the former Miss Liverpool (and lucky bastard comedian Paddy McGuinness' girlfriend) looks mighty sexy in lingerie and little silky things for this Loaded magazine photoshoot; these pictures have me re-thinking my entire British invasion strategy. I think I'm going in with flowers and a few funny jokes next time I visit, I mean, rather than my Freddy Mercury striped pants and a mesh half-shirt with a henna 'God Save the Queen' tattoo on my stern. That merely brought the constables down upon my exposed bailiwick. I'd rather spend a night sipping room-temperature beer with the likes of the super hot Christine Martin, while we discuss world affairs and the state of her lowering knickers. Welcome to Egotastic!, Christine Martin. Welcome and enjoy.

Slick, black, dress, Emma Watson, mouth watering, short-hair not caring, bare back, drooling, magic, hotness.

2010-11-16T18:34:00.004-03:00

Slick, black, dress, Emma Watson, mouth watering, short-hair not caring, bare back, drooling, magic, hotness.

It's like we're watching Emma Watson mature before our eyes this past year or so. From cute girl to superfine young lady with a burst of Egotastic! dew (I swear, it's just dew) raining down upon her sexy celebrity being. I'm quite certain the Emma Watson show is just going to get better and better. With Harry Potter almost run its fantastical course, it's time for the minxy Brit to take more chances with her art, experiment with her passions, both of which hopefully translating into 'getting nekkid on screen'. Emma Watson, it's your time. Enjoy.

Still, Irina Shayk is one of those exotic models who can up her game to the next level of sexiness with either that special low-cut dress

2010-11-15T23:26:00.002-03:00

Okay, no newsflash here, supermodel is super hot. Still, Irina Shayk is one of those exotic models who can up her game to the next level of sexiness with either that special low-cut dress, seen here in these Irina Shayk red-carpet pictures from the Glamour Awards in Madrid, or in these sexy swimwear pictures for Luli Fama where Irina Shayk just looks all kind of beachy and pool hot. Dark, sultry, sexy, boobacious, outside of her ten-times-lucky ball-kicking boyfriend, there's really nothing I don't like about Irina Shayk. Enjoy.

Sexy Irina Shayk at the Top Glamour Awards:

I've missed Ana Beatriz Barros. I'm so down with A.B.B. I'm down with the entire massive set of super hot Brazilian super models

2010-11-15T23:24:00.002-03:00

I wait by my door. Is that a car I hear outside my house? Oh, just the neighbor kid who souped up his Hyundai so it flies 4,000 RPM at 5 mph. When will it get here? I'm going out of my... it's here! Oh, bless the day. My copy of Hercules magazine has arrived!

I've missed Ana Beatriz Barros. I'm so down with A.B.B. I'm down with the entire massive set of super hot Brazilian super models, whether in my Victoria's Secret catalogs or, as last we saw you, on the amazing Pirelli calendar, with so man of your hottie sister brethren. These Ana Beatriz Barros topless pictures featured in Hercules magazine make me want to fly down to Rio, snap on my thong, and hit the beach. Actually, that desire exists exclusive of these photos, I just want to do that, but, while on the plane, I will be ogling the ridiculously hot boobs of this amazingly hot woman. Enjoy.

Camila Velasco

2010-11-12T19:11:00.003-03:00

Camila Velasco, la hija de Sergio Velasco Ferrero y María Eugenia Zorzenón, posó totalmente desnuda para el próximo número de la revista Playboy. Una producción infartante que seguramente dará que hablar…
La joven modelo Camila Velasco, hija del conductor Sergio Velasco Ferrero y de la abogada María Eugenia Zorzenón, se convirtió en la protagonista de la portada del mes de mayo de la revista Playboy, donde se la podrá ver en una producción de fotos más que osadas.
La tapa, que seguramente dará que hablar, muestra a la joven de 19 años sentada sobre un triciclo exhibiendo su delantera pero cubriendo su parte más íntima con el caño del manubrio.

Mario Testino, to shoot one of the world's hottest women, Candice Swanepoel

2010-11-11T18:15:00.003-03:00

OMG. Yep, I went there, teen text language. OM Effin' G. God bless you, VMAN magazine for bringing out famous hot celeb photographer, Mario Testino, to shoot one of the world's hottest women, Candice Swanepoel for these amazing nude pictures. I used to lust Candice Swanepoel, now I'm just sitting here in a catatonic state with drool leaking down my man-mug. This is simply amazing. Enjoy.

(VMAN Issue #20 hits newstands this very day. Check it out.)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In Love Me Tender Or Else

2010-11-11T18:13:00.002-03:00

Important Hotness Note: every time I post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley I get a couple responses from people, you know who you are, who use the word 'ugly'. Really? Okay, here's what I want you to do. Watch this classic RHW lingerie-commercial-movie (shoutout to EgoReader 'Hunter W' for this lead), ogle it well, and tell me if you don't think she's still not to your liking. Thus, I may defrock thee of thy hotness evaluation badge.

Geisy Arruda Nude in Sexy Clube Magazine

2010-11-11T18:11:00.002-03:00

If you're like me, you've spent the past year wondering to yourself, 'Man, I wonder what Geisy Arruda is up to?'

Don't remember Geisy Arruda? She caused a huge and utterly ridiculously stir last year in Brazil when she wore a mini-dress to her college in the South American country known for its super skimpy bikinis and big boobs and butts (not all real, of course). For some ungodly, reason, students and faculty at the school flipped out, in a near riot, with girls cursing her, and boys trying to peek under her dress (okay, that part I won't judge). Security had to be called in, she had to be escorted from the mob, was expelled from college, she cried all over television shows, the federal government stepped in to denounce her conduct, lawsuits ensued, and the idiotic scandal gripped the nation. Hey, like we haven't had pointless and idiotic scandals of our own in this country?

Well, a year later and our gal Geisy Arruda has won her lawsuit against the college and also decided to dispel all the nastiness and reputation smearing caused by her short dress by taking it all off for Clube Sexy magazine in Brazil. A completely appropriate and honorable response if you ask me. Really, thank goodness for women like Geisy Arruda, taking hot, naked, stands on behalf of truth, justice, and the Egotastic! way. Enjoy.

Loves me my Michalka

2010-11-11T18:09:00.002-03:00

Loves me my Michalka, seen here in outtakes from the Maxim photoshoot we posted earlier. Seriously, I don't know where Aly Michalka is headed career wise, but I have a very good idea where she's headed in my mind, and it's somewhere south of my eater and north of my walker. Talk about the never-ending body, Aly Michalka's sexy frame seems to go on forever. Do I watch the epic cheerleading show Hellcats entirely in slow motion? You bet I do. And I'm not ashamed, I mean, not more than normal. Enjoy.

Oh, Miranda, why hast thou reproductive system forsaken me?

2010-11-10T19:35:00.002-03:00

I started a list this morning about things that are unfair in this world. Sure, I went through all the major earthly plagues and sufferings, followed by all the random injustices of nature, wars, international skirmishes, possible nuclear Armageddon, all made the list, but I left #1 blank, because that indescribable horribleness could only be assigned to one thing: Miranda Kerr being pregnant without me ever having entered her she-dazzle lair. Oh, sure, there she is, Miranda Kerr, one of the hottest women in the world, in W Magazine, all pregnant and hot and nude and such, and, here I am, my eyes glued to her gorgeous gestating frame, unable to blink even as the tears of jealousy plummet like sad waterfalls from my lachrymal glands.

Oh, Miranda, why hast thou reproductive system forsaken me?

about the Katy Perry nude and topless pictures

2010-11-10T19:34:00.002-03:00

Egotastic! Public Service Announcement:
Just a note about the Katy Perry nude and topless pictures floating around the Internetwebisphere: we get them sent to us several times a day. Sadly, they're all fake. But, we are confident, one day, by the grace of the Egotastic! gods, we shall have real skin shots of curvaceous and boobtastic Katy.

Here are some of the more common Katy Perry fakes we receive, just for your own fyi:

Katie Holmes Topless: 10 Year Anniversay of the Greatest Gift Ever! (VIDEO)

2010-11-10T19:15:00.002-03:00

Katie Holmes Topless: 10 Year Anniversay of the Greatest Gift Ever! (VIDEO)
Ten years ago to this very day (I think this very day, plus or minus a day, I mean, acid and age have taken their obvious toll on my B-minus G.P.A. brain), my bocce ball league teammate, Veals Parker, had a friend who had a cousin who was banging a dude who worked at Paramount Studios, who got us an advanced viewing opportunity of this movie called, The Gift. And, oh, what a gift indeed.

súper fogosas Claudia Ciardone

2010-11-09T19:56:00.002-03:00

Revista Hombre de noviembre revela los secretos más íntimos de una mujer infartante: Claudia Ciardone. Con declaraciones súper fogosas Claudia nos deja bien en claro que prefiere una reina como ella para divertirse. Una producción imperdible de la chica de tapa que te va a dejar fuera de orbita cuando dice: "me gusta y me excita que me hagan caso". Poder ser su plebeyo y obedecerle en este número de Hombre.

FHM cover model, Triana Iglesias

2010-11-09T18:50:00.002-03:00

Time for us to explore Norway, oh, Norge, mitt hjem. And why not match my maddening obsession with sexy Spanish ladies with the Nordic hotness and, voila! -- TV hostess, Dancing with the Stars contestant, and FHM cover model, Triana Iglesias, seen here in pictures from November Playboy, flashing her ridiculously hot trans-European body. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Is Almost Nude in GQ

2010-11-09T18:48:00.002-03:00

I'm actually still recovering from the posting of this original set of covered, but some Miranda Kerr topless pictures from GQ back in May, when what shows up but this extra little tidbit, an uncensored version of a previous shot from that same photoshoot, showing pure beauty, pure boobs, and pure Egotastic!

I know I've been harping lately on my sadness and mood swings related to Miranda Kerr's pregnancy; I've even taken to morning sickness, well, at least vomiting as I think about what might become of one of the world's hottest women. I imagine circling the planet in reverse direction at light speed to turn back time and prevent that silly British fop from em-babying my Aussie wonder. But, let's face it, even getting to the fridge for a beer presses my limits of ambition, so that 'speed of light' business probably is completely out of the question. Still, I am compiling a photo album in my mind of the hottest Miranda Kerr moments and forging them into a big hard ball of lust and anger and wankitude. There it shall sit, in the safekeep that is the Egotastic! tug vault until such time as Miranda is returned to us, safe, unharmed, and super

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe at the MTV EMAs

2010-11-08T21:04:00.003-03:00

The last time I was in Madrid, I drank so much wine that I woke up three days later in Barcelona with a headache and a credit card that had been maxed out to some company called 'Easy Chicas Ltd'. If I'd been forced to attend last evenings MTV European Music Awards, I probably would've drank twice as much. The talent flown in for this Faustian festival resembled a jailbreak at the Alice Cooper reformatory school for girls.

Special nod to the almost barely legal Miley Cyrus, for the daily double of sideboobs on the red carpet and flashing a cameltoe during her EMA show performance that would make even the most veteran Bedouin blush beneath their robes. Other props to Eva Longoria, who doesn't really sing or play music as far as I know, but still managed to pull off the bike-pants with panty-flash beneath a short short dress for the MTV EMA Egotastic! red carpet win, followed close behind by taut Goth teen queen Taylor Momsen flashing her black lace bra, Shakira baring her super hot Colombian little body, Katy Perry dressed as a ticket that apparently grants the bearer one lifetime of cockteasing.

Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Sideboob at the MTV EMAs

2010-11-08T21:03:00.002-03:00

I love when Miley Cyrus has a new song out. Oh, sure, Mozart spins in his grave a few times and a few million hapless tween girls have the sound of an octupus beak rasping on a chalkboard forever ingrained in their auditory processing units, but we get to see Miley Cyrus pushing the appropriateness envelope a bit more with each sputter and spurt toward ultimate music-porn. Miley was being Miley over the weekend on the German show, Wetten Daas, performing her toe-tapping new ditty, Who Owns My Heart, with a series of trademarked spastic body bends and panties-things flashes.

I'd blame her behavior on the pending divorce of her parents/managers/exploiters, but then I think I'd be denying the rite of passage of Hannah Montana into full-blown media adulthood. Miley Cyrus has claimed for a couple years now that she wants to get more adult with her music; she's already got the voice of a 65-year old chain smoker, can full on nude pictures be far behind? Nope.

Lily Cole All Freckly and Naked and Birthday Wishy All-Over

2010-11-08T18:51:00.003-03:00

We get many birthday requests here at Egotastic! For some reason, not many for mom or grandma, but lots of people writing in seeking a shout out for the anniversary of their birth. Of course, we can't possibly publish all of these, we're sexy boobs central, not Chuck E. Cheese birthday party headquarters; however, we do post some from time to time and often get asked which birthday requests are more likely to get published. Well, based upon this post, here's one example:

1. Be a girl. We like girls more than boys. Way more.
2. Give strong hints of lesbian affection toward a super sexy celebrity. The only thing we like more than girls is girls-on-girls.
3. Offer to send us sexy shots of yourself in your birthday suit (please see item #1 above before making this offer.)

Sucker Punch Movie trailer 2

2010-11-06T12:28:00.005-03:00

Sucker Punch nos cuenta la historia de Baby Doll (Emily Browning), una joven que es ingresada en una institución mental por su padrastro, el cual pretende que la joven sea lobotomizada en cinco días. En su estancia, BabyDoll, ayudada por cuatro amigas, Blondie (Vanessa Hudgens), Sweet Pea (Abbie Cornish), Rocket (Jena Malone) y Amber (Jamie Chung), dará rienda suelta a su imaginación viajando a realidades alternativas para así intentar olvidar el dolor que la machaca. En estos nuevos mundos nuestra protagonista planeará su fuga del centro mediante la misión de recuperar cinco objetos mágicos, un mapa, un cuchillo, el fuego, una llave y un elemento secreto… todo tiene que lograrse antes de que sea desvirgada por el gran villano. Ah, y si no lo has visto en HD no se a que estás esperando! Cosa fina…

Kirsten Dunst Topless in All Good Things

2010-11-06T00:03:00.002-03:00

Is this boob heaven? It feels like it today. Capped off perhaps with my crazy/beautiful long time object d' lust, Kirsten Dunst, who has certainly gone through her frumpy periods of late, but her boobs and body make a stellar return in All Good Things. I love boobs. I love Alba boobs. Denning boobs. I lust Kirsten Dunst boobs. A sudden appearance of Kirsten Dunst topless pictures -- this is heavenly

Well, if you lust Jessica Alba (you do) and you lust boobs (you do)

2010-11-06T00:01:00.002-03:00

Well, if you lust Jessica Alba (you do) and you lust boobs (you do), you will take the combination of the two in any form you can find it. And topless has to be at the top of that list. These first of their kind Jessica Alba topless pictures have just surfaced depicting the super hottie apparently in engorged stage, with still signs of recently carrying the next-gen Alba baby, which would indicate shortly after the birth of her daughter, circa a couple years ago now. I'm feeling at this moment like Columbus surely must have felt when he landed in the New World. A bit tired, a bit chafed, but indescribably excited. Enjoy.

Kat Dennings, from The 40-Year Old Virgin

2010-11-05T19:52:00.003-03:00

I think Twittie, the God of all things nude and self-photoed and leaked onto the Internet, must be looking down kindly on Egotastic! today; it must be all the cheap incense we've been burning here in the office to cover up the remnants of Taco Thursdays, because following on the heels of the first of their kind Jessica Alba topless pictures are these recently even more revealing handheld camera snaps of the boobacious and darkly vivacious, Kat Dennings, from The 40-Year Old Virgin and Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist, flashing her major league fun bags for all the Egotastic! world to see.

I've been searching my soul for a single word to describe my reaction to these Kat Denning topless pictures and what keeps coming to my mind -- yummy. Enjoy.

in point, Erin Heatherton,

2010-11-04T19:13:00.004-03:00

Wherefore art thou, Angels? With more and more Victoria's Secret angels dropping out due to insemination, well, it's presenting an opportunity for former lesser named angels to rise up the heavenly hotness ladder. Case in point, Erin Heatherton, who holds her own in any sextastic contest. These Erin Heatheron topless pictures from the December edition of Huge magazine only fortify my point (fortified with amazing boobs!). I suspect we'll see more and more of this angelic hottie as the days go on (that's a tease, you will be seeing more) and we will come to see her in similar light to her archangel cohorts. Enjoy.

Kaila Yu last week

2010-11-03T19:09:00.002-03:00

When we posted the delightfully sexy videos of recently introduced Kaila Yu last week, we had no idea (well, we always have some idea), that there existed in the webisphere a slightly more, well, adult version of this Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift Taiwanese-born hottie. Well, of course, we were downright shocked to see Kaila Yu at nineteen performing all kinds of naughty acts on camera. For shame, for shame. I mean, for good, for good. There's nothing shameful about this film, well, me watching it while eating donuts and drinking a Diet Mountain Dew, perhaps less than classy. Still, from a very long tape which would crash our system, we cut down a 90-second abridged version of the low-video-quality cinematic debut of Ms. Yu. Enjoy.

(Viewer Discretion Advisory: this is a celebrity sex tape, not a double dutch jump rope tape or a 'how to change your own motor oil' tape. There is sex on this tape. Please don't click on it then complain when you see sexual thingamajigs and doodads. Thanks.)

that original Candice Swanepoel topless pictures

2010-11-03T18:54:00.002-03:00

I've been reflecting a lot lately on the super nova hotness that is Candice Swanepoel. Back to the very first time Candice Swanepoel appeared on this site and stole a place in our hearts and various and sundry other body parts.

Coincidentally, Egotastic! super fan, 'T13', shot us some previously unposted additions to that original Candice Swanepoel topless pictures post from a year ago. And bless you for that. These three additional ridiculously hot topless pictures of our Lady of the Swanepoel complete me. I have a feeling you may enjoy them too.

Sophie Howard vs. Sophie Reade, Topless 2011 Calendar Mayhem

2010-11-02T21:17:00.003-03:00

2011 is going to be an amazing year for British pin-up hottie boobs!

la estrella porno Capri Anderson

2010-11-02T21:13:00.002-03:00

La escandalosa noche de Charlie Sheen: cocaína, estrella porno y destrozos
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Radaronline.com informa algunos detalles espeluznantes acerca de la noche salvaje de Charlie Sheen el pasado lunes en Nueva York, EE.UU.

Antes de que la policía entrara en su suite en el Hotel Plaza, Charlie fue a cenar al restaurante Daniel con un grupo de amigos y sus acompañantes, incluida la estrella porno Capri Anderson, quien le cobró 12 mil dólares por la noche, de acuerdo con radar.

"En un momento convenció a Capri para ir al baño con él. Cuando llegaron al cuarto de baño empezó a inhalar cocaína y luego se quitó los pantalones", dijo una fuente de la página web. "Charlie quería tener relaciones sexuales con Capri y lo intentó, pero ella lo detuvo y le exigió sus 12 mil dólares. No tenía el dinero allí por lo que ella lo dejó en el baño", puntualizó.

Cuando Charlie no regresó a la mesa, su asistente fue al baño a buscarlo.

"Cuando el ayudante abrió la puerta, vio a Charlie de pie, desnudo, con la cocaína por toda la cara", dijo la fuente. "Estaba delirando y totalmente fuera de sí”, señaló el testigo.

El asistente de Sheen lo ayudó a vestirse y lo sacó del restaurante. De regreso al hotel, el actor comenzó a gritas e insultar a todos los que se le cruzaban. Charlie habría intentado una vez más tener relaciones sexuales con Capri, pero ella exigió su dinero en primer lugar. Como no pudo encontrar su billetera, él comenzó a derribar los muebles en el interior y, gritando violentamente, se encerró en el baño. La policía fue llamada, y cuando llegaron, Charlie estaba desnudo, desorientado y gritando.

Para controlarlo, los agentes le tiraron una manta encima y lo derribaron./ huffingtonpost.com

Paris Hilton as a Nipple Slipping Squaw

2010-11-01T18:08:00.002-03:00

Here's my Halloween in a nutshell. My girlfriend dressed as a naughty nurse, tres original, and after a few Ghoul's Liquored Punches at my friend Ervin the Tree's haunted apartment party, I kind of might of kissed the wrong naughty nurse, the one that wasn't my girlfriend. That cost me, that cost me big time. Same story every year on Halloween, all trick, no treat. I lack proper foresight.

I ought stick to what I know, like sexy celebrities at their far superior Halloween parties this past weekend. We've picked out five noteworthy sexy bombs in costumes for our Egotastic! Halloween Ho'Down roundup. These weren't necessarily the sexiest, but the most noteworthy of the all-hallowed saints.

Paris Hilton as a Nipple Slipping Squaw:

Dany Ford Topless Pictures Come Upon Egotastic! Like a Breath of Fresh Hotness

2010-11-01T18:07:00.003-03:00

¡Dios Mio! I've ventured into the heart of the Amazon and discovered the most amazing specimen of human hotness -- Brazilian super sexy model Dany Ford in Sexy magazine (yep, Sexy magazine). Be still my lust-filled heart. OMG as the kids say. I've launched an Egotastic! all-hands alert for our Research Department (funded through a grant from NASA) to examine Dany Ford from top to bottom, with my own selfless self volunteering to handle the middle sections. I'm just that way. Giving to a fault. Say hello and Bienvenidos (yes, I know Brazil: Portugese, bear with my learning curve) to super sextastic Dany Ford. You will be seeing more of her. Enjoy.

Eliana Franco Topless Execution Soho Photoshoot

2010-10-28T20:42:00.002-03:00

If Simon Bolivar were alive today, well, he'd be erect in his grave watching the sexy re-creation of the Bogota uprising as staged in dramatic fashion by our friends at Soho magazine and the amazingly sexy Latina, Eliana Franco. According to this interpretation, hot, big-boobed Colombian women played a vital role in standing up to Colonial forces as Colombia and surrounding nations fought for independence from their European governors. Now, I only know the U.S. version of this story, and I can tell you that I never imagined Martha Washington or Martha Jefferson (or any Martha for that matter) to look as sultry and sexy as Eliana Franco. Maybe the British would have backed off sooner at the sight of ridiculously hot equatorial fun bags; I know it's got me in quite the surrendering mode here

Vikki Blows. Titty Tuesdays and Fun Bag Fridays

2010-10-28T20:40:00.002-03:00

Our tour of 2011 sexy celebrity calendars continues with the amazingly popular Brit pin-up sensation, Vikki Blows. Titty Tuesdays and Fun Bag Fridays can take a whole new meaning for you in the New Year with the delightfully artsy and boobtastic Vikki Blows hanging on your wall. Enjoy.

How hot is Victoria's Secret angel Candice Swanepoel?

2010-10-28T20:39:00.007-03:00

How hot is Victoria's Secret angel Candice Swanepoel? She has me looking at hemlines and ensembles as if I gave a hoot about fashion. Well, primarily fashion on Candice Swanepoel, which is a clear second best to fashion off of Candice Swanepoel, but I'd watch this woman club a baby seal to death with drool leaking from the side of my mouth (and there goes my Greenpeace membership). Now, my only fear is Candice becoming pregnant through the curse of Egotastic!, where every time we anoint some sexy celebrity to be the 'hottest', they wind up with-child. It's like the Sports Illustrated cover curse, except rather than breaking a bone, these hot ladies are taking the... well, let's just say it's a curse. Please, Candice, keep a lid on it. This world needs you ready-to-wear! Enjoy.

Emma Stone Wearing Black Dress in Madrid

2010-10-28T20:39:00.006-03:00

Oh, I don't know. But I love reading articles like that. Emma Stone is clearly hot, in multiple senses of the world. She's got work up the wazoo, and speaking of up her wazoo, well, I digress. She's definitely and up and coming ginger-crushing actress. I might put her in the Emma Roberts category in that regard. The future is bright for Hollywood hotness with the likes of these two Emmas scoring more and more movie roles and getting decked out for functions around the world. Can nude spreads in Euro-magazines be far behind? Man, I hope not. Enjoy.

Capri Anderson, Charlie Sheen's Adult Film Star Cohort

2010-10-28T20:37:00.002-03:00

Well, turns out the woman hiding in the bathroom during the Charlie Sheen coke-and-crazy hotel room marathon was not actually a hooker, she was a mature-themed 'actress' by the name of Capri Anderson. (Though at age 22, not so mature herself). Thanks to our friends at The Superficial and ClubCapriAnderson for providing us with the lowdown on the hotel ho'-down and the naked pictures of this lovely young 'actress' who got to witness what only like 1,500 women in this world have ever seen before -- Charlie Sheen whacked out on drugs, half-naked, breaking shit. Based upon his recent track record of adding weapons to his psychotropic moondances, hard to blame Capri Anderson for locking herself in the bathroom and calling for big dudes with big guns to come save her.

Oh, did we also mention she has sweet boobs and a bodacious body? Hate to lose focus on that key element to this celeb-gone-coke-binging story. And what a shame too. Back in my day, when you had a sexy young adult film star in your hotel room, the only thing you threw out was your back. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Shows More Side Boob

2010-10-28T20:36:00.002-03:00

Just an update on breaking Miley Cyrus sideboob picture story from a couple days ago -- and that update is even more sideboob. Girl's got that sideboob going on. Who can forget the halcyon days of youth when Miley just used to flash her black lace bras beneath cut-off white tees? Oh, how the little one has grown up into upper deck commando stylings and flashing of the Cyrus top. And, thank goodness for that. Enjoy.

Amanda Righetti Topless in Angel Blade

2010-10-28T20:34:00.002-03:00

Say hello to Amanda Righetti. Oh, this comely hottie has been on our personal radar since Angel Blade (see video below), but somehow got lost in boobtastic translation despite being our favorite guest on The O.C. and one of our favorite campers in last year's reboot of the cult horror classic, Friday the 13th. Now featured on TV in The Mentalist, it's just no longer okay to keep this ridiculously hot-bodied hottie all to ourselves; time to share. First, seen here looking hot all decked out in these Amanda Righetti red carpet pictures, and, all the way back to 2002 when her boobs first burst on the scene in the aforementioned Angel Blade. Welcome to Egotastic!, Amanda Righetti

the often still sextastic, Denise Richards, seems to become

2010-10-28T20:33:00.002-03:00

The crazier and more coked out Charlie Sheen seems to get, the hotter his first ex-wife and kid-mama, the often still sextastic, Denise Richards, seems to become. It's like some kind of reverse permanent midnight taking place. So, while Charlie was busy wrecking his brain and fetishing it up with hookers in his high-rise hotel room, Denise Richards was looking all kinds of hot and boobtastic, even beneath the oversized shades of ex-husband shame covering her eyes. It really is true that when you marry somebody, you also marry their drugs and hookers. Alas.

Kaila Yu Another Sunrise Photoshoot

2010-10-28T20:32:00.002-03:00

Next stop on our tour of all things Asian and hot celebrity lead us to Kaila Yu (Li Ting Yu), the Taiwanese import who got famous young for being a hot import car girl, which landed her a role in Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift, which led to Playboy, and Asian celebrity sexy girl status. Also, quite to our liking, Kaila Yu is not afraid to show off her amazing body and boobs. Which leads me to predict that we'll be seeing much more of Kaila Yu on Egotastic! in the near future

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

2010-10-27T14:11:00.003-03:00

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Cause Me To Pause, Take a Deep Breath, Need a Short Break

Sophie Reade always does me right when I'm in the mood for some fun-filled joy pillows

2010-10-27T14:10:00.002-03:00

Okay, so I love boobs every day of the week, but Tuesdays seems like that day of the week when I start longing for big, full, British pinup fun bags. I think I've become conditioned to it, like Pavlov's dog, I hear the chest melon bell and I begin to think a sextastic meal is on the way. Sophie Reade always does me right when I'm in the mood for some fun-filled joy pillows. Thanks to our friends at Nuts magazine, we have a delightfully big-boob-filled video of the bosomy Ms. Reade, putting her two talents center stage. Need I remind you that ogling boobs is good for your health? I need not. Ogle away. And, enjoy.

Show Match 26-10-10 Strip Dance de Silvina Escudero Completo

2010-10-26T19:19:00.002-03:00

El escandaloso strip dance de Silvina Escudero sigue dando que hablar. En charla con DiarioShow.com, Paola Miranda se hizo eco de la polémica y sentenció a su ex compañera en Fantástica: "Siempre fue guaranga y guarra".

"Mostró la hilacha, mostró cómo es ella, cómo se la veía en el teatro, donde siempre andaba desnuda delante de todos. Creo que con el tiempo se está develando su verdadera personalidad", afirmó.

Para la ecuatoriana, es una cuestión de genes: "Tanto ella como la hermana (Vanina) son así. Creo que compiten entre ellas: una se tira crema y la otra se deja chupar las tetas. Silvina quiso redoblar la apuesta y se fue al carajo. Son guarras y vulgares. Se puede ser sugerente, pero no tan desagradable".

"Igual, a mí no me sorprende. Ahora muestran lo que siempre son: un par de lobitas disfrazadas de ovejas", las enterró. Y remarcó: "Si al jurado, que

sexy Rosie Jones 2010 topless calendar

2010-10-25T18:21:00.002-03:00

All the new, shiny, sexy, 2011 calendars are out in the stores now where I buy my talcum powder and malt liquor, and while I'm looking forward to deciding which new hot celebrity will mark my days in 2011, I can't help but feel wistful for my super sexy Rosie Jones 2010 topless calendar, now waning in months, but never in awesome boobery, here on my office wall. Oh, Rosie Jones, how your ridiculous fun bags have guided me so through the twenty-ten year. How I've looked to your ripe melons for sagely advice and wizened counsel. Your glorious orbs have lifted my spirits when I'm down; your plump nursers helped me focus in my efforts to be a better person. I shall miss you, Rosie Jones 2010 topless wall calendar, but I will never forget what we had together. Enjoy.

Though not for Adriana Lima, the bra master

2010-10-25T18:12:00.002-03:00

I once bought a girlfriend a bra. It did not go well. She asked me how I knew her size. I told her I looked at her other bras. She told me that was creepy. I told her I was just trying to be a good boyfriend. She told me that spending six hours in Victoria's Secret ogling women in lingerie was not her definition of being a good boyfriend. So, we broke up. She kept the sofa. I kept the bra. Six months later, my new girlfriend found it hanging in my closet and called me creepy. This whole bra business is very complicated.

Though not for Adriana Lima, the bra master. Adriana Lima pretty much wears a bra like no other at this point. I don't care if it's two-million dollar number or just the latest off-the-rack boob holder, Adriana Lima puts her amazing fun bags behind the cups with full support and I can not stop ogling. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Oh, my god sexy job on another Victoria's Secret angel

2010-10-23T00:12:00.002-03:00

Oh, my god. The very same Russell James who did the artsy super sexy photos of Miranda Kerr has done an equally artsy amazingly sexy job on another Victoria's Secret angel and Egotastic! favorite, Candice Swanepoel. Okay, it's a bit on the black and white and I-don't-get-it all over side, but it's the ridiculously sexy Candice Swanepoel. Topless and all sorts of naked. That part I get. A lot. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker See-Through Shirt

2010-10-21T18:16:00.003-03:00

I'll never forget where I was when the SI 2010 Swimsuit Edition came out featuring the statuesque and super sexy Brooklyn Decker. No, I wasn't in the bathroom. That was shortly thereafter. I was grabbing a pita and shawarma super combo with my bookie, Sly-Foot Pete. Sly-Foot was laying out the weekend spreads for me while 100% of my mind and body attention quickly turned to the spread on the inside of SI, with this ridiculously hot mermaid giving me all kinds of awkward convulsions. Well, now we get to see a sample of the some of the not-for-publication photog outtakes from that amazing photoshoot, and, well, it's been worth the wait. Near on see-through top leading to these Brooklyn Decker near topless pictures revealing some heavenly boobs and glorious nipples to the sun gods. Enjoy.

Sanja Grohar And Nina Osenar Topless Twosome Pictures Fill My Adriatic Dreams

2010-10-20T19:18:00.003-03:00

And, for those of you purists who like to see hot girls all alone and lonely and un-lesbianed, here are some wicked hot photos of Miss Slovenia, Sanja Grohar, all by her sexy lonesome.

Literally, we had to create a sub-category for our communications for correspondence just from the nation-state of Slovenia. There are two million people in the country; approximately half of which have written us with requests to see 'that other girl from those wicked Slovenian-on-Slovenian' lust-filled topless photos. As it turns out, the girl who is not the Slovenian-hot Nina Osenar is Sanja Grohar, a former Miss Slovenia and all around Adriatic sea celebrity, with an equally hot body and boobs to her bodacious counterpart. Next year, when Egotastic! heads to Milan for the fashion experience, we are definitely detouring to Ljubljana for a few days of deeper body investigation. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Nude Photoshoot

2010-10-20T19:14:00.002-03:00

My dearest Miranda Kerr,

I realize you are currently with-child from that foppish chap and your body is changing in strange and mysterious ways that only a woman, or a man who fondles many women, can possibly understand. I am just such a man. And, while I long for the time when you will be dropping off your child at some fancy-pants little schoolyard, you dressed in your inappropriately tight leggings and thin tank top (see Kate Beckinsale for proper MILF dress code), I can't help but let my mind wander back a couple years to your sexy awesomeness, like in these under-seen and under-appreciated photos from Russell James' V2 book. Oh, Miranda, how I wish I were growing inside your belly. Wait, did I just write that? Please don't let Orlando read that part.

XOXOXO

(Shoutout to bconk35@bellazon for these artful scans.)

sexy Adriana Lima lingerie pictures and think to themselves

2010-10-20T19:11:00.002-03:00

I know, I'm unique. I'm a sucker for hot models with amazing boobs in sexy lingerie. It is just me, right?

But, here's what I wonderL who are these ads for? Granted, there's not a dude on this planet who hasn't at least attempted to buy bras or panties or naughty somethings for his girlfriend. Still, most women are buying most of their own underwear most of the time. If you secreted yourself under tables and inside dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret stores most of your free time like I do, you'd know my research is solid. So, do women look at these ridiculously sexy Adriana Lima lingerie pictures and think to themselves, 'I could look like Adriana Lima', or do they think to themselves, 'Damn, Adriana Lima is so effin' hot, I'd love to take a soapy shower with her'. In my nightly dreams, the answer is always the latter. Enjoy.

Dianna Agron y Lea Michele Glee

2010-10-20T19:07:00.003-03:00

la luz una sesión de fotos para la revista GQ, protagonizada por los actores de Glee Corey Monteith, Dianna Agron y Lea Michele. Las fotografías adoptan un tono sugerente, y la actriz que interpreta a Rachel Berry aparece en algunas luciendo prácticamente solo ropa interior. Las reacciones respecto a la edición de noviembre de la revista no se hicieron esperar, y el Consejo de Televisión de Padres (PTC), criticó duramente

AnnaLynne McCord In a Red Bikini

2010-10-19T18:40:00.002-03:00

As far as I can tell, the latest scenes being shot for the re-booted 90210 television series read something like this:

EXT. BEACH - DAY

Super sexy AnnaLynne McCord flashes her hot body in a bikini.

EXT. BEACH - LATER

The sun beating down on her almost naked body, AnnaLynne McCord prances about in yet another bikini.

EXT. BEACH - LATER

Hottie AnnaLynne McCord hangs out with other beach bikini buddies including the sextastic Jessica Lowndes.

Okay, so it's not exactly Hemingway... it's a million times better! Enjoy.

And, my friends, Arianny Celeste is one smoking hot sun

2010-10-19T18:25:00.003-03:00

All my life I've heard women proclaim how men are just like children. When we get something we like, what's the first thing we say? "More!" Of course, I don't see the least bit of problem with this life's philosophy. In fact, it's no different than the life sustaining principles that leads the flower to turn toward the sun. And, my friends, Arianny Celeste is one smoking hot sun.

Our quite favorite UFC ring girl, Arianny Celeste, is an amazing specimen of female awesomeness. And, might I add, I first came to this not-so-difficult conclusion when she had her clothes on. These Arianny Celesete nude pictures from Playboy magazine, with this naked sexy woman with ridiculous boobs pumping iron in her birthday suit, well, I stand to applaud. Then, like a gentleman, I politely ogle to enjoy.